LEA, WOODY, MANUEL, QUINN:

Happy holidays!

WOODY, MANUEL, QUINN: Bye, everybody! Lea is going to get her MBA, so we're off to chilly Minnesota!

LEA: And we'll be offline for the first semester....

LEA: There! How does that cast feel?

WOODY: Uh, okay, I guess.

LEA: Hm. No glue around. We'll have to use these medical supplies for now....

LEA: Guys, Woody's left foot is facing backwards. Need help?

QUINN: Yes, please.

WOODY: Uh, guys,... It doesn't feel right.

MANUEL: It doesn't look right either....

MANUEL: Maybe we can just plug it back in. It's worth a try.

QUINN: How do we keep it attached?

QUINN: Okay, breathe deeply. We'll put you back together in a jiffy.

MANUEL: Hm, how does this thing work?

WOODY: Aw! Help! I can't feel my leg.

QUINN: Oh, no!

MANUEL: Uh-oh! That's 'cause you lost your leg there, buddy.

MANUEL: Ahh, that's better.

QUINN: Lea, we've been here for days. Can we come down now?

LEA: Sure, guys.

MANUEL: Can I just lie here and do the corpse pose now?

QUINN: You okay?

MANUEL: Aw, my head hurts.

MANUEL: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Headstand

Wheel

Plank

Upward dog

Downward dog

Full locust

Half locust

Boat

Cobra

Pigeon

Lunge

Reverse Triangle

Triangle

Warrior

The moon pose

Backbend

The tree pose

LEA: Okay, Chuck, try this!

The mountain pose

CHUCK: Even I can do that.

QUINN: Wow,... This is a barren wasteland....

LEA: Hey, don't knock it. We'll be here for just four months. It's not worth unpacking.

WOODY: Well, it is wide and spacious....

MANUEL: Since we don't have props to play with, maybe it's a good time to do that yoga series.

LEA: Sounds like a good idea.

QUINN: Okay, boys, let's get out of here.

MANUEL: Wait, wait, I got the pricklies on my legs now. Ow! Ow!

LEA: Wake up, guys! Rise and shine!

WOODY: Uhhh.

QUINN: I got a crink in my neck.

MANUEL: I can't feel my legs.

WOODY: Lea, where does this go? I can't see.

MANUEL: If I focus, I can lift this....

QUINN: Lea, these stones go in the bag, right?

LEA: Yup!

QUINN: Lea, what's going on? What's with the boxes?

LEA: We're moving offices, guys.

MANUEL: Need help?

LEA: Sure!

WOODY: Can I keep my waterskis?

QUINN: Ahhh, nothing like a nice beach to work on my tan.

WOODY: Look at me! I'm waterskiing!

MANUEL: Hey, Quinn, I want a bigger boat....

QUINN: Trying to compensate for something?

MANUEL: There you go. Nothing to it.

WOODY: I think I'm okay. It's just, well,... I've fallen and I can't get up.

MANUEL: Ah, he's fine. He's a sturdy fellow. Here, buddy, we'll help you up.

MANUEL: Whew! And ace pilot Manny made a perfect landing in a very tight spot... And the crowd cheers....

QUINN: Uh-oh, he stopped moaning... Woody?

MANUEL: Nice landing, Quinn... Oh, wait, I don't have much room....

QUINN: Okay, let's get down there.

MANUEL: Hang on, buddy. We're coming....

QUINN: Why'd you drop him?

MANUEL: I didn't. He let go.

WOODY: aaaawwwwwww.....

QUINN: Careful... careful...

MANUEL: Hang on tight.

WOODY: I... uh,... I'm trying.... Ooops!

WOODY: These are cool slippers....

QUINN: Okay, other foot.

MANUEL: Hey, look! There's a beach down there. Let's go down!

WOODY: Whoa! What are these?

And on the seventh day, we rested.... Or at least, we meditated.... In the half-lotus position.... In Woody's case, it's the quarter-lotus position.